Thief King Belated B-Day Card

Just a little belated birthday card for a friend... Too bad its WAAAAAY past her birthday... But I haven't seen her in FOREVER, so... Yeah... :I

Front:
A drunk Thief King would like to say a few words...

Inside:
I SWEAR TO /BIRTHDAY/ IT WASN'T YOUR /RA/!!
...
Wait... CRAP! I-I mean... Ra first... Th-Then birthday...

(then of course)
Happy (Belated) Birthday!
~Becca

(And on the side of the inside)
Look at the back!!
Do it!!

Back:
OH RA...
Stupid Thief~...


So... Enjoy. |D

Also, yes... Arrogant Bastard Ale IS a real beer. I looked it up just for this card.
And no I didn't use it's real logo thing. I changed it a bit for the sake of I couldn't draw it for crap. Yeah. :I